I feel like I’ve become the stereotypical black mom.

Darren refused to sit down and was throwing a DVD everywhere

After constantly repeating myself and being ignored, I yelled and said IF I MESS UP THIS NAIL POLISH I JUST PAINTED ON MY NAILS I’M BREAKING MY FOOT OFF UP IN YOUR BEHIND!

And he sat down.

The part of life where your parents said hush before I give you something to cry about? I understand it. He just fake screamed for 3 minutes with no tears and I had to tell him that. I barely touched you, chill.

Jesus be some nice adoptive family that I may take him to. Please.